Bdub's Blog: Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta

Okay, not really, but it felt pretty good to be a dickhead.

Today I return from my lunch to find someone's gas-guzzling SUV in my executive parking spot, so I did what any hot-headed, vindictive American would do... I blocked their ass in. That's my BMW 7 Series below... cloaked as a '96 Accord.

The couple returned to their car but OOPS they can't get out. Better go find the renta-cop.

The renta-cop finds someone in my building to track me down to move my car, then she's off on her merry way.

But I was in no rush to move my car.

So I decided to arm wrestle Mike.

And shoot a little office hoop.

I went back to my desk to look at an email or three, then I decided I was done being a dick.

I wasn't an ass when I walked up to their car, I said "ahHA, you were the ones!". They were very apologetic so I didn't give them a hard time. They didn't see the sign that was posted because they backed in. I could have had them towed, but that would have been too quick, and I didn't want anyone to lose any of their hard-earned caysh uncessarily.. just their time, hehehe.

Labels: lessons, lunchtime adventures, pain in the arse